Skate Society No Promo!!

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There is so much wrong here that I don’t even know where the fuck to begin. Who do I blame here? Do I start with rap music? Then maybe sprinkle a little bit of Jackass on it? Probably finish it off with those other little motherfuckers OFWGKTA! But God Mother Fucking Damn do these cats skate!! Jesus! I mean they’ve probably sold their brains to get to this level but these motherfuckers is proving that Soweto has got that African heat that the rest of S.A is still to taste or feel! Full retards! Full G’s on the fucking ones and twos that are decks, wheels and trucks! Christ! May these kids continue to fuck shit up! SAY SOCIETY AGAIN!!!

Ab-Soul Ft. Danny Brown & Jhene Aiko “Terrorist Threats” [Music Video]

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I’ve kind of developed a Norman Bates/ Patrick Bateman/ Every woman in the world psychotic thing lately. It’s kind of worrying. Part of my descent into madness is my serious obsession with Danny Brown. He honestly raps better than anyone else in the world right now. I mean Ab-soul is great on this song but I literally wait for the last minute for Danny Brown to come on. This obsession worries the most cause I listen to Danny Brown every day. Every fucking day. Does that make me a gay? (inadvertent rhyme). I’m watching a whole bunch of lesbian porn this weekend. Jhene Aiko is hot kak hot in this, so I think I’m okay.

If you want it

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Cool the fuck out and let these smooth kicks and and melody take over just for a bit. White Nite heat! Let’s all take a moment to breathe and accept that we is! Motherfuckers are losing their minds and shit, which is cool and what not, but you know what’s cooler? Cooling. So put those ear/headphones in and let this dude allow to bump your head and sway it from side to side.

A penis a day, keeps the brain relaxer away!

Jakobsnake- “Gargamel”

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I used to hate on Gargamel because at the end of the day he’s just a cartoon racist with a cat. But recently I’ve realised that he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to the Smurfs. The guy invented Smurfette, the only girl living amongst a gang a dudes. Before that, “The Smurfs” was pretty much the children’s version of “Priscilla Queen Desert”- or that other movie where Wesley Snipes and Patrick Swayze were cross dressers.

As a man of many talents Jakobsnake has successfully made the Juke soundtrack to Smurfette’s first sex tape – if you’re into that shit. This track is so dope! Thanks Gargamel, thanks Jakobsnake.

Discotheque feat. AfroClap! Soundsystem

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We got a set of double tickets to give away to this gig tonight! Apparently The Christians are going to be hibernating a while after this one! They’re talking about setting up in the meth industry and so they’re going to be cooking up in the lab for the next few years or months. It might be worth coming out to see them before they venture off into this new industry. Then there’s the Afroclap Soundsystem motherfuckers! Jakob Will Snake Your fucking face off and The Satanist Das Kapital will steal your genitals and use them for the muti that will make your feet burn the Assembly floors! Plus there’s gana be a lot more bass drops and tequila, Jagey, Absinthe and Stroh rum shots!

How Do you win the set of double tickets? Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/pages/Andiles-Bored-Company/342850922396092 and answer the following question, then drop us an email address:

Who would win in a fist fight between Robert Mugabe and FW De Klerk?